the best way to diet is to stop eating these

and eat more of these

for more examples of what to eat visit here

another way to diet is to stop eating but then you will fall down and die..which is not good...so heres another way.

what ever is on your plate or dish, throw half of it in the bin, and eat the other half, dont give it to your dog as it wil then get fat and your dog maybe will not eat fruit, but, then the dog wont eat the cake....onward and upward

if your dog eats cake please let us know and send us a picture.

lose weight the easy way, and the world famous lose weight while you breathe diet

 dont eat the cake have a food fight instead

 try having a food fight its great and then you can re-decorate, dont try licking the food off the walls, this will not help your diet and dont ever lick windows.

or people will call you a window licker and this is not good.